Hanging On:) Intermission
November 10, 2009
· Filed under short stories · Tagged evildoers, hang me, hanging on, hanging out, hangings, hangman, hangovers, hangups
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We’ll be right back after a short break.
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Popcorn, anyone?
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Uncle Tree said,
November 10, 2009 @ 1:09 am
I’m such a kidder.
ed said,
November 10, 2009 @ 10:40 am
Jeez, you’ll shoot yourself in the foot, next
That’d be great Ed. Then I could rightfully say,
“I’ve got a perfectly lame excuse.”
derek said,
November 10, 2009 @ 3:18 pm
i’ll take some popcorn, with real butter please, a medium rootbeer and some MM’s. peanut MM’s of coarse.
uncle tree, you do need to take a break so you can go see the new ‘A Christmas Carol’ that just came out. I saw it in 3D, breathtaking imagery. the most amazing 3D effect I have ever seen and I’m very, uhm..uhm………discerning………when it come to visusal effects. i think Mr Dickens would approve and i bet he would keep the 3D glasses after the movie. yo
That’ll be fifty three dollars and thirty nine cents.
There then. Thank you! I can now afford the movie.
Bonnie said,
November 10, 2009 @ 8:32 pm
Uncle
I am thoroughly enjoying this story. The thing I like about westerns is ” the
good, the bad and the ugly” seem to get magnified and become bigger than life.
You are doing a fantastic job. Taking my ten gallon hat off to you.
“…bigger than life”??? Dammit! I was gonna use that line.
Put your hat back on! What are you trying to do here? Kill me?
Oh, excuse me, Bonnie. Just now I was working on
coloring in ‘Sam the man’. I think he’s rubbing off.
Do I look well hung from there? He-he-he…
Tweezers and a magnifying glass. Yes, I know.
Bonnie said,
November 11, 2009 @ 8:10 pm
So are you telling me you are morphing into Uncle Sam?
Uncle Tree said,
November 12, 2009 @ 2:21 am
I must be, Bonnie.
Maybe that’s why it’s taking me so long, dagnabbit!
Sorry to make you, and everyone else wait.
I’ve had other family matters to take care of lately.
I hope y’awl understand. Again, please bear with me.
Thanks! UT
dirtclustit said,
November 12, 2009 @ 8:48 pm
does it cost extra for buttered popcorn?
Uncle Tree said,
November 13, 2009 @ 12:20 am
The greasy stuff is free, Dusty. If you want real butter, well…
that’s another story altogether. It’s free, yeah, but you’ll have to wait
a long, long time to get it. The farm is quite a ways away on down the road
from here. You city people, I swear. Have you ever seen a real cow up close?
Have you ever squeezed a dairy cow’s teats and shot milk into a metal bucket?
Where am I going with this? Nowhere, man. I’m just tickled to know your still
watching. Thanks for speaking up! I don’t want you to fall out with Tree.
For your viewing pleasure…are you in the mood?
dirtclustit said,
November 13, 2009 @ 8:56 am
I wait for the real stuff
as patiently as I can anyways
thanks tree
Uncle Tree said,
November 13, 2009 @ 10:39 pm
You’re welcome, Dusty! Keepin’ it real, UT